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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:01 am 
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Jakerock wrote:
Oh god, not Lou singing about his penis again. ;)


There seems to be alot of those...


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Jakerock wrote:
Oh god, not Lou singing about his penis again. ;)


Wait a minute. You mean that isn't a song about a ferris wheel accident? I feel so :oops: all of the sudden.




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there's lots of games that we can play
just turn my tap,I'll drip
and when the fever reaches you
I'm high beneath my zip

The Stranglers-Bring On the Nubiles


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John Crichton: "My grandmother used to say life is a great wheel. Sometimes it grinds you down into the mud, other times it lifts you up into the light."

General Ka D'Argo: "Are we strapped to this wheel?"

John Crichton: "That's a given. The point is, is that most times you get a second chance. You just gotta wait for the wheel."

(Taken From Farscape)

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I,want to rock and roll all night
AND
party every day

(boy,they don't write like that any more)


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"And then the band slowed the tempo, and the music gets you down.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
It was the same old song, with a melancholy sound.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
They don't write 'em like that anymore.
They just don't write 'em like that anymore." - Greg Kihn Band

(I'm not convinced that falls into the category of "great," but it sure is stuck in my head now. Bah! Thanks a lot, fishead. ;-))

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Our own correspondent is sorry to tell
Of an uneasy time that all is not well

On the borders there's movement
In the hills there is trouble
Food is short, crime is double

Prices have risen since the government fell
Casualties increase as the enemy shell
The climate's unhealthy, flies and rats thrive
And sooner or later the end will arrive

This is your correspondent, running out of tape
Gunfire's increasing, looting, burning, rape

Wire - "Reuters"


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I'd like to know completely
What others so discreetly
Talk about when they leave me
Not that I notice when they're gone

It's eerie and so scary
I don't know who to marry
Your sister came to bait me
But I love it when you blink your eyes

I've showed me once to often.
You'd never know how often
I've pictured you in coffins
My baby in a coffin
But I love it when you blink your eyes

Oh I, I want to know my body
I want this out not in me
I want no other leakage
I want to know no secrets showed
I leave, oh I leave, now I leave care
Free of distortions, free of distortions, free of distortions.

Clinic - Distortions


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"You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space, every single atom of your existence, and I divide them.
Everything must come to dust. All things, everything dies." - Rose Tyler

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ROCK OUT,ROCK OUT,WITH YOUR COCK OUT,
IMPRESS YOUR LADY FRIENDS
ROCK OUT,ROCK OUT,ROCK OUT,
'TILL YOUR LIFE IS AT AN END


Motorhead
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All the things I tried to write you
From so very far away
Never had the time to tell you
Reasons why I run away
If I was with you tomorrow
Would you still feel far away
When I look and I cant find you
Feels like you have gone away

So far. so good. so far. I would.
So far. so good. so far. I would.

Please remember, please remember me.
Please remember, please remember me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC6xUAeiB4Q


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I am your opus,
I am your valuable
The pure gold baby


That melts to a shriek
I turn and burn
Do not think I underestimate your great concern


Ash, ash-----
You poke and stir
Flesh, bone, there is nothing there-----


A cake of soap,
A wedding ring,
A gold filling


Herr God, Herr Lucifer,
Beware
Beware.


Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.


----Sylvia Plath


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Oscar Wilde? Of course!

"Who can be trusted?
With perfect weather in sight
Look for magic in the daily routine
It's all it takes to survive.

Leaving heaven below
Go wherever the angels follow.

I'm watching my body and mind divide
Why live for a future that never arrives on time?" - Folk Implosion

(I'm not convinced that those lyrics are 100% accurate, but mayhap they're close enough?)

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This sh*t is killing me. I am so unbelievably disgusted with the U.S. it is beyond what I ever expected or imagined. I actually believed in the Bill of Rights & The Constitution (blah blah blah etc. and so forth and so on from a different thread...)


"Politics go so good with beer..." - Pixies

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"I don't want to fight another man over his cunt."
Leonard Skynard


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Okay there fishead. This one goes out to you and your "fishy self."

And whereas I would certainly never condone the *real time* use of said methods, I do have to state that the use of this scene in the movie "The Little Mermaid," (ala Walt Disney version) was most adorable. Especially Sebastian escaping what would have been a very scalding demise.

"Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out their bones
Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice

Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With a cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you?

Here's something for tempting the palette
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a malette
Then you slash off their skin
Give their belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause it makes it taste nice

Zoot alors, I have missed one!

Sacre bleu, what is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab
Quel Domage, what a loss
Here we go, in the sauce
Now some flour I think just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
Don't worry, 'cause you're dead!
And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot!
Tout-aloo mon poisson
Au revoir." - Rene Auberjonois

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I don't feel so good!


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yikes!


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got a brand new way of livin'
down here in Austin,Tx.
drink budwiser every day
and show the girls our peckers
don't need clocks for telling time
Hillbilly's on at half past nine
got a brand (HOOOO!)new way of livin'

The Hickoids


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"Real eyes, pools of blue
Making what you say the rule
You make me dream of broken tools
I need the Dramamine
To be as crazy as your scene
I know it's not a dream
Don't know what you're telling me?
It's like wasting everything
On someone else's dream
It's like wasting everything
On someone else's dream..." - Sebadoh

(P.S. That song has always sent me into brain loops. There is just no stopping the impact.)

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